weebleroxanne:

“Nope,” I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.

noizsdick:

ok but imagine noiz getting into a car accident 

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windfcker:

inspired by this

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

pombity:

dramatical pixels for your blog ~!

(Source : acearakita)

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straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

nipahdubs:

christiannar:

x x

Take my money.

nateswinehart:

gaymer life